@jmvvana roast me (i asked him to do this, its all jokes, hes just haing fun)
Disclaimer: before reading any of this, no im not a homophobe, no this isnt hurtful. We’re in teamspeak laughing over this, and he wanted me to roast his petty little ass. As Shakespeare probably didnt say, “All is fair in love and whores”
ur a 14 year old prostitute who would take a shlong up the ass to afford a sandwich. Your hair makes you look gay- oh wait! YOU ARE! youre a cigarette/meatball/bundle of sticks and you remind me of the shit on the bottom of my shoe. Your whorehouses are mediocre and your asshole is probably wider than an 18-wheeler’s turn radius. Meanwhile, you compensate your millimeter peter with a shitty sense of humor. Roast? Please, your snapchat story already did that for me. You sound like a teletubby on crack cocaine, and you are a shitbag. Isaac’s death.
RIP Self-proclaimed flaming homosexual gypsycurse
2002 - 2016
you probably wont be missed
I was blessed
your turn. roast me. 
joe, you are not only the butt of a famous PCB joke (#blamejoe), but your also just that, a joke. You look like you sell your yu gi oh cards to pay for your porn addiction, and you sound like a monotone toddler who just got his asshole rimmed by his priest. Ive seen less use of the words kill myself in an article about amanda todd! you call me a flaming homosexual, but ive seen less homoeroticism in the fire island production of rent and the only serious bone youve had in your body is your dads.
your welcome, Mr.Vanawhore! 
(this is all a joke)
who else wants to get roasted by jm?
Roast me! ;D
Vegemite and mispelled words like “colour”. Australia is overrated and so are you. Your toilets flush in reverse, and your wildlife is fuckin weird. Someones gotta call Agent P to clean up this mess, because you along with Australia is a backwards shithole “down under”. Hearing your name makes me think of Peyton Manning, which makes me scream. Mannriah? Whats that, a play on words? Man’s Diarrhea? VRA? what did that stand for? Vagina Runs Australia? Vacuum Rubbing Asshole? vrajiator? VRA (whatever that mess was) and an alligator? Do gators fuck down under? are you an alligator? I DONT KNOW! 2/10 yelp review, would not visit again.
jk we love you no homo
OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE.
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Ahh bring it! Im not good at roasting, but id like to see what jmv or curse wud say if i asked them to roast me xD
Holy shit, that was brutal. If anyone wants to roast me I’d be up for it, if I know any of yal here decently I’ll return the favor.
Your hair looks like a mop someone left outside for a year. Your eyes are devoid of all happiness and your glasses only make it clearer to everyone. Sex burns a bunch of calories, but you wouldn’t know since you never get any.
They say the postal service is slow, but not as slow as you. You don’t smoke marijuana, but not because you’re against it, it’s just that when you try to pronounce it people think you want to marry some girl called Lana.
Your other name is Huebshster… what even is that? It sounds like a kind of ass cancer to me. Or maybe an abnormal growth on a pig’s testicles.
And to top it off, you’re completely irrational 8)
I’ll be honest, I wrote all of that just so I could make that last joke
<3 u pie
OML xD
roast me
(I dont mean any of this, its for the fun of it, muahahaha)
for 14 days older than me, you sound like your 15 years younger (and we’re both 14). Your obsession with flags is similar to gypsy’s obsession with 14 inch dildos- out of control and likely up your ass. Georgia is home to many unspeakable things. For example: incest, ebola patients, Honey Boo Boo, and of course, you. I mean, take a look in the mirror! did I mention the muscle mass of a blade of grass? hey, at least youre smart enough to make up for it. If you ever got into a fight you’d start waving flags to confuse the aggressor. Who knows, maybe those 14 days will take a toll on you one day. I’ll have my own 14 days of glory before going 6 feet under.
cheers
next up?
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Ahh bring it! Im not good at roasting, but id like to see what jmv or curse wud say if i asked them to roast me xD
(as I dont know you close enough to make a well written roast, I’ll keep it short and sweet. but dont take this personally as I dont mean it.)
I’m glad you got stabbed.
Fuck it i could do with some outrage. #RoastMe
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. S.O.S.
(once again, I mean none of this)
you like trains! [size=3pt]lets hope you get hit by one, now
wow! its like a phase that a little kid never outgrows, matchbox cars, toy planes, and dont even get me started on trains. on top of that, you thought Queen wrote rebel rebel. tsk tsk tsk, for shame. and for a username? Asmodean? what? Ass more bean? and the song I sent probably describes your life- “got bad grades? I LIKE TRAINS! awkward date? I LIKE TRAINS!” and what are you? I cant tell if youre Australian British or Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw
(the link wouldnt work, so here ya go)
also, in case you like Tupac #HesNotDead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2rHzx_c60M
Oh fuck, my joke is PCB famous. Can I have an award?
Bravo.