Roast

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#21

nobody really started it, it just happened

#22

Let’s see how much you know about me, Joe. I challenge you to Roast me! You go first, then I’ll do my best to do the same.

#23

(as ive said before, I mean none of this. now enjoy)

for a 16 year old from New Jersey, you know next to nothing about slang. Over the summer, ive been trying to taint your mind, to slowly but surely adapt to our slang. I’ve gotten you to say everything from “meme” to “boii” to “spicy.” Your voice is almost as monotonous as mine, but I guess that makes us homies. Your ships pale in comparison to mine (and bhunts). Long hair > buzz cuts any day.

I will admit, getting you to use slang is lit af

#24

It’s beautiful. But, you forgot that I’m sometimes a Judging Emu.

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(I couldn’t find the picture with the typeface, so I made the picture myself.)

(I hope you like this.)
Joe, or the Great Cornholio, you have a monotone voice of a 30 year old, but you’re 14, and you are the youngest David Bowie fan I know in my life. Your name, Joe, is such an average name, and you don’t like being called Joey. You love being adored by PCB, and I think of you as a yes-man (someone who will always say yes without giving any opinions). Lastly, your house is likely in shambles, in Fallout 4 (you live exactly where the nuclear bomb hit the ground), and now the Children of Atom live exactly where your house used to lay.

I even have proof! Your house is renovated, I hope you like it. :slight_smile:

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#25

@jmvvana my turn

#26

pretty good Brooding, but im 14 :slight_smile: also, I was dismayed to later find out that the bomb fell much closer to Boston than my house, but my house is in the middle of that big radioactive sea

ahahah hywel, you’re next
(I dont mean any of it, yah dah yah dah blah blah blah)

what are you, curious george? Oh, apologies, curious george with a blunt. I’ve never heard your voice, and ive seen you once, but let me just say, your MC skin speaks 1000 words. I guess you really need that hazmat suit, because after all, everything you do is shit. You’re like the clean up team that cleans a nuclear meltdown, and a nuclear meltdown is exactly what you are. Explosive, radioactive, and lethal. and dont even get me started on your username. Apparently its pronounced like “howul” like simon ©owul or some bullshit, but im going to call you hi-well. because whenever I say “hi” to you, I want to jump into a well.

#27

Now that was fucking amazing :wink:

#28

Joe , roast me , lets see what ya got for the only New Zealand Player

#29

OUTBACK STEAKHOUUUUUSEEEEEEEE

#30

(im getting sick of leaving a disclaimer, so from now on its implied that I dont mean it)
you look and sound like an 8 year old fuckboy with an attempted accent. Your obsession with planes and ships is near to the point of sexualization. Everything you build aside from military vehicles and planes is below average, and your sense of humor is almost as shitty as my asshole after I ate two burritos from taco bell. Your username makes me want to scream- “BHUNTLY204” like for real, you started screaming long before I did with your caps. Only yesterday did I figure out its pronounced “B-Huntly” but I dont exactly give a flying fork because im still going to call you “bhuntly”.

New Zealand is America’s baby cousin twice removed, and all you guys are good for is kiwis and earthquakes. You also produce more wool than the world needs.

America >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UK >> Australia >>> Canada >>>>>> New Zealand

#31

ROAST ME

#32

:-X

actually, I have a lot of tea to spill, and youre about to get the world’s greatest roast.

first off, I love you, and youre perfect. Everything about you amazes me and I think youre some kind of a fallen angel. Everything from your voice to your sense of humor to those hips (@PrinceMark). You’re beautiful despite what you say about yourself, and I think I have about 50 people to back me on that. I’ve talked to you almost every day for the last ~300 days and our snapchat streak (267, back off bitches) is lit af. You are the best thing thats ever happened to me, and to everyone else on PCB. You’re cute and you are the definition of perfection. I love you, and countless others here do.

BOOM ROASTED

#33

Disclaimer: Love you Maddy, I don’t mean any of this. Love you <3

[Roast]

Ahh Madison my dear. Where to begin?

You like to pretend like you’re PCBs most liked Floridian (resident of Florida) staff member, but the truth is that you’re just second rate to Koala, all you do is follow her like a sheep. You whinge about boys all the time and how you want them to like you, but the truth is the ones that are interested are only using you because you’re too thick to realise. The way you dress, you could easily be mistaken for Gretchen Trundler from Recess - Schools out







but uglier.

You keep chasing after Joe, but the truth is he is only interested in TheDigitalCookie because you’re too southern for him. You’re stationary hauls are terrible, and nobody watches them because you have an unnatural over-enthusiasm for school supplies. Your dogs are cute, and the only reason they are still there is because they love your family, Charlie DM’d me and told me he hates you, and that you should move out already, so he can have your room #ShadyPuppa.

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Im not good at roasting. Sorry xD

#34

the amount of times I’ve heard that I’m second rate to Baillie LMAO, not even a roast. And why cookie of all people? Just curious xD

#35

Easy Target LMAO jk, sorry cookie xD

#36

I think I chase after her more than she chases after me

#37

True, but its the roast that counts :slight_smile:

#38

Go ahead and roast me.

#39

some one roast me!

#40

Someone can roast me if they want too :wink: