Real Life Photo Thread: Episode III: Revenge of the Polaroid

You guys know what to do

I took some artistic liberties with your photo hard

[size=1pt][size=10pt][sub]You have no idea how tempting it was to put a penis in there[/sub]

Well then. How about I show everyone that picture from the Christmas party?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

^My response.

Ggg at the 2011 Pcb christmas party


awww werent you so cute as a child ;3

That you may be, trained in spelling you 'aint.

Uh, no need for that. His IP is at the bottom right of his post.

'Jus sayin.

[b]Also, just wanted to say, this thread is most definitely NSFW.


bashing on mods
is a SOP


Well this got derailed quickly. Though it was worth if to see ggg’s rendition of Hard. Can we return to the point of the thread though?

Pics anyone wants to share?

Hm I might snap one of myself tomorrow or so, and then all of you will see the real goofmobber gasp

Seen already from teh facebookz. I couldn’t sleep for weeks…

Might put one of myself up for teh lulz later.

go for it
Copy Pasta
Tru dat.
Never got that meme…
Yeah we probably should. I have a couple I might re-post.
Me too.

What…did I just read? @_@

Well, here’s me. Just me.

Ok. My dego cut is gone and I look… normal?

Oh shit 400!!! ;D

LOL Hard.

Well played hard… well played indeed…

I knew that looked shopped. As if he would reveal such secrets here. Thank god there was nothing truely horrible put on the screen.

Nice pic Goof! You must have a nice camera.

Looks like your FB pic before you deleted it