[Forum Game] The Wish Game v2.0

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#61

Your wish succeeds but all asshattery is combined and channeled into one being known as WakeDead420. He returns after being banned from PCB for 1 year and drops ASSHAT-1a8 bombs, wreaking all known asshattery everywhere.

I wish that Hillary Clinton could stay in the bathroom longer in the DNC debates so I don’t have to see her anymore. :slight_smile:

#62

She does, unfortunately, this sends Donald Trump and the GOP candidates into a fit of depression and rage as they had never known that women used restrooms before, thus rendering them useless in the race, which gives Clinton a straightforward shot at presidency.

I wish that Ben Carson had an afro. (Only then would I vote for him xD)

#63

Ben Carson gets an afro, but he drops out of the race, making it more likely Trump will win.

I wish I didn’t have an exam…

#64 
 There will not be an exam, but your grade is failing. You need to get a passing grade on this exam to pass your school year. But, the exam was cancelled.

 I wish for a mammoth to be cloned, this year.
#65

A mammoth is cloned, but it is reproducing so fast that they need an island to keep the mammoths on, so they find one and name it Isla Nublar. You can see where this is going.

I wish for the Ratchet and Clank movie to be good and not childish.

#66

They make it and it comes out good, and not childish.
The director hates it because he wanted it to be child-friendly.
The Ratchet and Clank movie is postponed to 2019, and they re-make it overly childish to make sure the director is happy.

I wish for the world to be free of cheese, garlic and onion.

#67

I wish

You monster.

Fine you get your wish and then the whole world’s like “oh who got rid of our cheese, garlic and onion” and then we’re like “oh it was vir” and they mob your house.

I wish people would stop ruining my fucking wishes ffs.

#68

People stop ruining your wishes.

Too bad this is just pretend, hey?

I wish I didn’t have to worry about money any more.

#69

You don’t worry about money and because of that (don’t ask how) the worlds economy falls, aliens take over yadda yadda yadda then you give the alien king a fake dollar bill which he takes and leaves Earth Alone.

I wish for a wish that is not a wish but is a wish that can be a wish but can’t be a wish…

#70

Apparently, genies have direct access to the fabric of spacetime, and this paradox causes the universe to explode. The game ends.

There is now another forum game, so that puts an end to The Wish Game 2: Electric Boogaloo.

#71

Legend says wishes are still being denied.

#72