There once was man from peru, he dreamt he was eating a shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, to find his dream had come true.
He then realized that he was probably not digging under China’s great wall as it is in the North, and Korea is down south. Rather, he realized that Trump WAS building a wall but the workers were building it on the wrong continent.
Twan was in awe of Donald Trump, so he kidnapped him, and eventually started charging people for a few minutes of ‘Trump time’
Twan was happy, but Trump wasn't.>:( Trump...wanted to bathe in a small loan of a million dollars. His hair product was also running low. Twan decided to…
Write a forum post on how his hair looks like a corn husk, while writing he thought… hmm i could add…
Some amino acids to my coffee… But then he quickly succumbed to the painful disease of…
Rosalia Virus, The same one that killed Over 95,000 people in Portland in 1992 Ugh Ahh!, My Final Words Will Be…
“Oh shit… Ferf, think of some memorable last words for me to say before i–” but it was too late for his death to save America from the gun nuts, who quickly took over the country and made as their president…
VirBinarus, who within a matter of seconds, had the previous narrator of this story trampled by an oddly large cattepillar that he found…
who had previously been in the general vicinity of Kanye West, who would have been announced as the new gun-nut-approved president of the USA had the announcement not been rudely interrupted by VirBinarus. As his first act as president, Kanye…
Banned Hockey in Canada. (Sorry whbilbo) The Canadians then…
… informed him that Canada has a Prime Minister, so sorry …
(in true internet explorer style) “hey guys.” wooly19 is now AFK