became a tumblr feminist with a rather
hairy pet caterpillar. One day, the agent fed the catepillar and…
He grew to 10,000 times the size of a regular caterpillar (who knows, maybe this will be important later on). Anyway, back to Twan. After he was set free after the search, he decided to get some food from…
“phat phuc” which is a vietnamese noodle bar just off the King’s Road in London which I recommend. After a satisfying meal he…
started walking towards his plane.
…when he arrived at his plane, he was a surprised, there was a huge…!
A huge caterpillar 10000 times its size splattered all over it giving it a really cool pop arty blood makeover, but Twan didn’t give a shit, and so with his fromage he flew off to…
Greenford! The town that twan was thrilled to find…
not there. He had accidentally boarded a flight to North Korea, where he landed on time and proceeded to …
have a bare knuckle gypsy fight with Kim Jong Un and Ronnie Pickering (or Lonnie Pickerling if you came from North Korea) in the back of a Mercedes Sprinter van.
He then noticed that there were no mexicans in north korea. This was because…
of the strict border controls the Kim family have put in place, involving land mines and sharpshooters. Twan began walking towards China…
On his way Twan found a place called Yodeok https://www.google.com/maps/dir/’’/yodok+concentration+camp/data=!4m5!4m4!1m0!1m2!1m1!1s0x5fd41ce2d4ab4a5d:0xc8c08a597e9e942c?sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwicubym4pXKAhWDPCYKHZH0DP0Q9RcIejAM
And in there, how found a meeting room that had in it Donald Trump and…
once again Ferf had to step in to translate what he said:
“Money Money Money What more do you need than Money (honking noise fit happens)”
and suddenly Wooly stormed inside and…
Said, “Away from keyboard.” It was the only thing he could say, so as usual Twan ignored him.
Twan then picked up a shovel and began digging under the Great Wall of China. To his delight, he found a very…
old Chinese man looking for gold. He said "
Something that not even a gibberish master could comprehend. Once again, Ferf had to translate. “…”