[Forum Game] Story Game

Ok so I’ve done this many times but here how it goes:

Someone says something like for example, “One Day this lady was walking in the park” And the other person continues it with something random.
It usually ends up sounding really funny. I bet we can make the funniest story ever XD

Plus, it increases forum activity said by Ferf.

One day Ferf was walking in the brothe park

He crossed the park to the brothel hot dog stand on the other side.

Before his eyes the hotdog stand and it’s surroundings proceeded to melt

He looked around. No-one.

Except from a rather sad Donald Trump

Donald Trump looked at him and said…

Nothing. It was more of a honking noise. But no matter, Ferf was able to translate it to…

“Do you want to know the secret of my luscious, sexy hair? Money. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. And I tore it up, mixed it with water and rubbed it into my hair. And I do that daily (sometimes extra if some muslamic mexican looks at me”. Suddenly, he heard…

One of his “Muslim friends who love the idea of him banning Muslims from the USA” taking…

The story so far…

One day Ferf was walking in the park. He crossed the park to the hot dog stand on the other side. Before his eyes the hotdog stand and it’s surroundings proceeded to melt. He looked around. No-one, except from a rather sad Donald Trump. Donald Trump looked at him and said…

Nothing. It was more of a honking noise. But no matter, Ferf was able to translate it to: “Do you want to know the secret of my luscious, sexy hair? Money. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. And I tore it up, mixed it with water and rubbed it into my hair. And I do that daily (sometimes extra if some muslamic mexican looks at me”.

Suddenly, he heard one of his “Muslim friends who love the idea of him banning Muslims from the USA” taking all their savings out of the bank and throwing it at ISIS because according to him that’s the only thing that Muslims ever do with their money. However, the ball of life savings was expertly caught by…

…Twan who wondered…

How there are no mexicans in China, and they have a wall…

Twan decided to go to China to investigate, but when he got to the airport, he was stopped by…

The TSA. They gave him a thorough patdown to see if he had contraband, and he said "HEY! Don’t touch my …

fromage!" But…

they touched his fromage. They poked it, and squeezed it, and sniffed it. When they were satisfied the fromage actually was fromage, they…

… They looked into his bag and saw a tube full of cat fur. The TSA confiscated a very hairy…

…caterpillar! There was three of them crawling on one of the agent’s hand. The agent…

Secretly worshiped PCB’s emojis —> :slight_smile: :wink: :smiley: ;D >:( :frowning: :o 8) ??? ::slight_smile: :stuck_out_tongue: :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :’(

with these emojis, he…