[Forum Game] Ruin the Wish

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#21

You have to share that mansion with Garry Glitter, Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris. And it’s locked…

I wish to become the PM.

#22

You’re the head of the BNP.

I wish for the genie to stop being a gigantic douchebag.

#23

The genie tries but ends up killing you in the process.

I wish for a singular strawberry cheesecake.

#24

You get the cheesecake, but it is sprinkled with 23g of Botulinum toxin, which would most likely be enough to kill everyone on earth.

I wish to live forever!

#25

You get put on a desert island with one fruit tree that is constantly out of your reach for all eternity without being able to die you slowly starve and dry up.

I wish for a good girlfriend.

#26

Your girlfriend leaves you after a month for a richer man. After taking half your stuff.

I wish for perfect health.

#27

You will never die, and watch everyone who ever did, and ever will mean anything special to you die, while you suffer the crippling loneliness.

I want to never be tired again.

#28

in return you never sleep thus making days longer and nights lonelier

I want a Ferrari with no following dept

#29

The ferrari has a corpse in the boot, who has a GPS tracker attatched which the police are currently following.

I wish for the genie to be freed.

#30

The genie doesn’t want to be freed but likes to eat beef and octopus so gobbles you right up.

I wish for a successful career in Architecture

#31

Your career is extremely successful, but all of your buildings suddenly collapse one day…

I wish for a cake, an ordinary, plan, simple cake. Nothing toxic…

#32

The cake is a lie, therefore you die.

I wish I owned every game on steam.

#33

You lose your life by playing on steam. You forget to eat then die.

I wish for a kitten

#34

The kitten is DEAD.

I wish for this thread to end already.

#35

It transpires the thread is directly linked to your life, and you die.

I wish to not die painfully.

#36

your death is not painful but really slow with everyone you love watching you die slowly (21 years to be exact)

I wish for free access to every theme park in the world.

#37

Entry is free, exit is not.

I wish for three hundred diamonds, delivered all at once to a location of my choice, at a time of my choice. There will be no adverse consequences as a result of their appearance.

#38

The truck delivering your diamonds is hijacked and destroyed.

I wish to be able to breath underwater

#39

a fish eats you

I wish to rule the world

#40

The power goes to your head and you manage to kill the entire human race.

I wish for new glasses