Who wishes to aid me in GLORIOUS CONQUEST?

Hail friends of PCB!

It is I, the great Dictator YMB, and I come seeking aid upon you all! Ever since my glorious conquest on PCB has failed, I have been trying on other servers to take them over with a great army! But, unfortunately, I do not have an army :frowning:

So I ask upon you my loyal minions to aid me in the conquest of a roleplay server I have found! Together, we shall form the greatest Nation that has ever stood!! HAHAHAHA!

Short story short, Iā€™m on another server for the moment, trying to combat meanies that are pestering the noobs on the server. The server is a roleplay server with lots of pvp elements, and im looking for pals to get on and pvp with me against these fellas. I donā€™t need you guys to actually like go around and roleplay and shizz (unless you want to), only to hop on when a battle goes on so that we can pvp together! There are a few battles that go on on the server, there are warclaims and skirmishes. Skirmishes are just random battles on the streets, usually ending up to be 20 vs 20 most of the time. Warclaims are set dates for large conquest battles, most of the time being battles of 100 vs 100. Iā€™ll supply all you guys with the armor and weapons you need, and youā€™re allowed to keep any spoils of war that is offered to you. If your not good at pvp, no worries ill teach you and still need you regardless, this isnt a pvp server with diamond armor and weapons, its iron armor with double health, very rare to get diamond armor. So if you want to aid me in glorious conquest, then post a reply friendo, and add my skype so i can add you to the skype chat of war.

Oh, also I donā€™t just ask for favors without giving out stuff ;p

Whoever gets the most kills during the time span of the current war gets aā€¦ Idk, $20 steam card? $20 cash? Prolly gonna be more. Iā€™ll do a 1st,2nd, and 3rd prize type of thing. Treat my PCBā€™ers right! And all you have to do is just hop on and pvp, thatā€™s really it. Once you die or the battle is over, you can go back to what you were doin.

Skype - kfaizk

Any questions?!

You really need help when it comes to enticing bribes.

Is there mcmmo?

Thereā€™s something like mcmmo, but custom built by their own techs. They got a skills plugin thing, not like that one skills plugin where its like ā€œyou just leveled acrobats from jumping!!ā€ thing, a more indepth one where you smith you level up and unlock more things to smith, enchanting slowly to gain more enchants, level up woodworker to have better building supplies an build better bows, and so on.

They also have racial boosts, so whatever race you pick you get some sort of boost, usually related to pvp. Elves get like a speed boost, dwarves get a health boost, and etc etc.

I donā€™t use Skype often but Iā€™m Metazealot on steam and we can use team speak. Toss me the ip.

FOR THE HORDE! Wait, wait, waitā€¦ Thatā€™s the wrong line, I donā€™t play that anymore let me try that again.

Ahem

[size=36pt]ANARCHY!

Thatā€™s better.

Not sure if Iā€™ll be able to help you out much, as Iā€™ve got FPS lag. Also depends on timeā€¦ Pretty sure I already have you on skype though.

Mebeh.

If Iā€™m not busy at the time, or bored, I could help out. :slight_smile:

Iā€™m in.

i can help too

Will there be complimentary cookies and milk?

And just like that, another staff vacation occurredā€¦

This sounds quite interesting but I feel like do to our lack in levels they will cream us. (3)/

But I am down for it anyways

Well, you know, we can always zerg rush them.

Ah the good old days of WOW too much time I will never get back.

Add my skype you sexy morons so I can add you to the group chat!

skype- kfaizk

For the swarm. Fear my 6-pool.
Starcraft 2 ftw.