Okay everyone, random thread here.
If you had to be stranded on a deserted island, what are three items you would bring?
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Lighter
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Cell phone
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knife
Okay everyone, random thread here.
If you had to be stranded on a deserted island, what are three items you would bring?
Lighter
Cell phone
knife
1)A parachute
2)A machete
3)A steel pot
Some bubblegum
Handcuffs
A whip
I sense sexual innuendo XD
unlimited food
unlimited water
an ocean-going boat
I think I can survive and get back to civilisation
[ul][li]A speedboat (with enough fuel to reach the mainland)[/li]
[li]GPS Device[/li]
[li]A backpack*[/li][/ul]
*contains: food,water,gun,ammo,knife,parachute,distress flares
Technically that’s three things!
3 hookers
A helicopter with enough fuel to take me around the entire globe twice (fuck boats, i fly bitchessss)
Enough food to last 5 people 10 years
Helicopter pilot, also trained in 1st aid
I assume that you will eat the food in 10 years then ruby? Since you eat 5 man portions, and the pilot won’t need any.
A singing hobo so I won’t get bored
A little house which looks like a cake
A killer monkey because why not have one?
How to build a raft for dummies
a knife
mirror
A boat
A map with a red dot saying ‘’ you are here ‘’ (or a very good gps with long lasting battery)
A compass (or a backpack if a have my gps)
Watch you get a shuffle since you didn’t ask for earbuds xD
50lbs of potatoes
A Flame Thrower with 3 extra tanks strapped on the sides
Sunglasses