What are three things you would bring to a deserted island?

Okay everyone, random thread here.

If you had to be stranded on a deserted island, what are three items you would bring?

  1. Lighter

  2. Cell phone

  3. knife

1)A parachute
2)A machete
3)A steel pot

Some bubblegum


A whip

I sense sexual innuendo XD

unlimited food
unlimited water
an ocean-going boat

I think I can survive and get back to civilisation :slight_smile:

[ul][li]A speedboat (with enough fuel to reach the mainland)[/li]
[li]GPS Device[/li]
[li]A backpack*[/li][/ul]
*contains: food,water,gun,ammo,knife,parachute,distress flares
Technically that’s three things!

3 hookers

A helicopter with enough fuel to take me around the entire globe twice (fuck boats, i fly bitchessss)
Enough food to last 5 people 10 years
Helicopter pilot, also trained in 1st aid

I assume that you will eat the food in 10 years then ruby? Since you eat 5 man portions, and the pilot won’t need any.

  1. iPod
  2. Charger
  3. Solar powered outlet for my charger
  1. A Nuclear powered aircraft carrier
  2. A fishing pole
  3. Water Filter

A singing hobo so I won’t get bored
A little house which looks like a cake
A killer monkey because why not have one?

  1. How to build a raft for dummies

  2. a knife

  3. mirror

A boat
A map with a red dot saying ‘’ you are here ‘’ (or a very good gps with long lasting battery)
A compass (or a backpack if a have my gps)

Watch you get a shuffle since you didn’t ask for earbuds xD

  1. 50lbs of potatoes

  2. A Flame Thrower with 3 extra tanks strapped on the sides

  3. Sunglasses