Can I interest anyone here in a Sega Dreamcast? Here at MJe, We’ve recently came across a U-Haul full of Heavily Used Sega Dreamcasts, and we’re passing the savings off to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
and also, if you purchase 5 or more, you will also get a half eaten ham sandwich that has been in my car for a week!
As a part of this company I would like to include that if you buy now, we will add a defaced SNES controller with a Grade A, poorly drawn penis on it in sharpie.
Order today and get a free anthrax infested raw potato, and for just $1 more you can get a free car! (ignore the bodies, we just wanna get rid of it. No returns on the car, and if the police come DON’T tell them I sold it to you!)
I am now an official sales representative of the company. I’d like to point out that I had to go through 4 child predators on Omegle to make two sales last night.
Limited offer this week: If you buy anytime this week, we are now including the Bullet Proof Weave!!!
Just look at our satisfied customer:
OCTO WE HAS NOT THAT KIDA FUNDING MATE!!