Seasonal Update
Hello everyone! The staff team has just returned from our Spring Retreat, and we have a lot to share! Over the course of our weeklong soul-searching excursion, we took spirituality classes, passed down stories from the Old Ones, sang healing songs around campfires, and allowed our minds to escape into the wilderness, where they climbed trees, swam in creeks, and ate worms. Our beings are refreshed and our eyes have opened to a brand new vehicle of thought. We felt it was important to share our new teachings with the rest of our community so we can reach collective enlightenment, as was always intended.
The Earth is Flat
Our spiritual awakening lifted a veil of dense fog. We are more educated; we’ve been freed from the prison of so-called “rational thought”. The deepest truths are now apparent to us: bees are our cousins; activated charcoal is the only real medicine; our hands are not tools but instruments; and, most importantly, the earth is flat.
Upon our learning, we got to thinking. PCB is a global community, with members all around the world. As we strive for an engaging and realistic city-building experience, we realized it was unfair to circulate this lie on our server. After a thorough round-table discussion, we kept cycling back to only one solution. PCB is going superflat. We hope that this decision will strike a chord with all of you and that everyone can find themselves as they circumnavigate this new, exciting, very flat world with us. Type /spawn to come explore!
We Love and Trust Everyone
Another part of our spiritual education was rooting ourselves in compassion. We evaluated our social hierarchy and thought deeply about our interactions. We thought of each and every one of you not as block-people, but as living, breathing humans. We love and trust everyone. Well, some of you we trust more than others, but that’s beside the point. That’s why everyone is Trusted now. And in an effort to exercise and teach our compassion, we’ll be issuing love points to those of you that understand and reflect our new truths.
We hope that this update proves valuable and exciting to everyone. If you have any questions or concerns, leave them below, and they will be addressed as soon as our transcendental stick temples are blown away by the high wind and we’re forced back to civilization.
And on behalf of the staff team,
Peace be with you!
MrFerf, Trusted++++
