Portland Metro Crash Perpetrator Convicted

Last Friday, June 17th, at 9:26 PM Eastern Time Zone, 2 trains in Portland’s metro system crashed, leaving 14 dead and 15 injured. At around 2:35 PM Eastern Time Zone on June 19th, after a lengthy investigation by Portland Police, the suspect of the accident, believed to be a technical error, has been convicted for destroying government property and murder.

Portland Chief of Police (apparently), EpicOskar

His Punishments might be higher due to the amount of death and injury

NOW WE KNOW HOW CALLUM DID IT THROUGH RECORDINGS RECEIVED DURING OUR INVESTIGATION.
Callum placed a chocolate bar where a rat could fuck up the metro’s circuits and then the rat fucked shit up and that made the trains crash!

BOOM! CALLUM DID NOT ONLY KILL 14 PEOPLE, HE KILLED A RAT AS WELL.

The monster.