Portland Metro Crash Perpetrator Convicted

General
#1

Last Friday, June 17th, at 9:26 PM Eastern Time Zone, 2 trains in Portland’s metro system crashed, leaving 14 dead and 15 injured. At around 2:35 PM Eastern Time Zone on June 19th, after a lengthy investigation by Portland Police, the suspect of the accident, believed to be a technical error, has been convicted for destroying government property and murder.

Portland Chief of Police (apparently), EpicOskar

#2

His Punishments might be higher due to the amount of death and injury

#3

NOW WE KNOW HOW CALLUM DID IT THROUGH RECORDINGS RECEIVED DURING OUR INVESTIGATION.
Callum placed a chocolate bar where a rat could fuck up the metro’s circuits and then the rat fucked shit up and that made the trains crash!

BOOM! CALLUM DID NOT ONLY KILL 14 PEOPLE, HE KILLED A RAT AS WELL.

#4

The monster.

#5