Hey guys, gamer here. So when (i forgot who) made that creepy pasta thread, i thought of making a joke and riddle thread. But google couldnt find any riddles. ( I dont know why…) So i’ll just stick with jokes. If anyone has more jokes or riddles, post 'em below! AND PLEASE DO NOT LOOK ON GOOGLE OR ANY OTHER REFERENCING PLACE TO ANSWER ANY RIDDLES. THAT RUINS THE FUN.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING JOKES AND/OR RIDDLES MAY BE EXTREMELY CORNY. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
So here I go:
JOKE: Where does Dracula keep his valubles?
IN a blood bank!
JOKE: Guy# 1: Which monster is the best dancer?
Guy# 2: I don’t know.
Guy# 1: The boogie man!
JOKE: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appeit!
JOKE: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare Centers!
JOKE: [size=1.35em]What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at a carnival?
[size=1.35em] A roller ghoster!
[size=1.35em](I told you it would be corny didn’t I?)
[size=1.35em]OK, so I found some “what am i?” riddles 
Same rules apply here. Here I go (again):
- Pronounced as one letter,
But written with three,
Two letters there are,
And only two in me.
I’m double, I’m single,
I’m black, blue, and gray,
I’m read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]2) All about, but cannot be seen,
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Can be captured, cannot be held,
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]No throat, but can be heard.
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Who Am I?
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3) Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet,
All day I will follow you
No matter how fast you run,
Yet I nearly perish
In the midday sun.
Who am I?
- No, I’m not scary, but I AM real
Why is it that I am such a big deal?
Long ago, I was used, but for different reasons
It’s like back then I’m a repellent for treason!
My face always changes, and it really does hurt
Even when I am pulled from the dirt.
What could I be that is such a big need,
When I know I’ll be gone, yes in deed.
- “Welcome! Have a seat.
Dinner will be served shortly.
Sorry we dont have any garlic
bread. I can’t stand it. What
am I drinking you ask? Don’t
worry its… um… fruit punch.
Now just relax while I look
at your neck.”
Who am I?
Try to guess these riddles, saying for example 1) is a llama. Again, DO NOT USE ANY REFERENCE SOURCE. GUESS WITH YOUR BRAIN AND COMMON SENSE ALONE. Enjoy! 
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