My Cousin

Well, I typed in my cousins name on Google and it turns out he has his own Wikipedia page. Pretty cool eh?

And, for all of you who don’t know, he is the uh…godfather…
:-\

well good for you, you are the cousin of a 71 year old man. How old are your parents???

Well, he’s my third cousin once removed. We arent exactly close and he doesnt share the same blood as my family. He would be my uncle otherwise. My parents are in their mid 40’s btw.

So Italian is in the mafia…

(see that epic logic I used there, your cousin is head of the mafia so you must be a part of it :P)

one of my relatives is in the mafia…, it’s someone from the indian part of my family… It’s a really far relative though