Monster Escape in National Park

COMMENCING GOVERNMENT TRANSMISSION
LOCATION: MESA WARP
DETAILS: OUTBREAK OF PREHISTORIC CREATURE, POSSIBLY GODZILLA™
FUGITIVES: THEUKOCTOPUS, SHADOWMEIRE628, LIAM599, SARAHLULU93 KURRY
EVIDENCE:
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ESTIMATED DEATH TOLL: 42

ATTENTION PCB CITIZENS. THE AREA KNOWN AS THE MESA NATIONAL PARK IS AN OFF LIMITS ZONE UNTIL REPORTS OF A CREATURE UNLEASHED BY SHADOWMEIRE628 KURRY IS CONTAINED. IT IS BELIEVED TO BE GODZILLA™. IF THE CREATURE IS SIGHTED NEAR YOUR RESIDENCE CALL THE Top Secret Government Monster Hotline (TSGMH). THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS IMPORTANT MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY


May Dup
Head of Project Monarch

CLOSING GOVERNMENT TRANSMISSION

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AND THIS IS NOT A PUBLICITY STUNT TO INCREASE YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS! BE WARNED! THE THREAT IS REAL!

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Disclaimer: The damage will be staying for now for the sake of dramatic effect. It WILL be rolled back <3

I’ve been framed! Oh lawd!

(On another note; BAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAA, OMFG!)

lmfao, we knew you’d enjoy that

People may or may not still be wearing your head for the lols. Maybe.

Reports tell us that another wizard appeared and did wooden axe ooga booga and the damage is repaired! When will this madness end?

Octo, you wanted to blame meh… ):

YES.

YES.

YES!