On a fieldtrip this year we had a night of drinking. Sat around in the caravan park we were at, things got messy. A friend of mine fucked his leg up the day before, so went to hospital to get it checked out whilst we all drank. People were wondering how he was, so I phoned him and the others that went with him. None of them answered, so this is me lying on a bench leaving a voicemail after the phone had been passed around to most of the people there.
Also someone found a broom and proceeded to attack people with it.
And yes that is a hard hat. Gotta take health and safety into account on fieldtrips! Yes, it is on backwards. That was intentional, we did that because weāre cool kids. Or something.