Introducing đź’Ž PCB Premium đź’Ž (April Fools Joke)

[size=24pt]What’s included?
Basic:

[ul][li]10x10 block map[/li]
[li]No chat access[/li]
[li]Access to basic blocks (dirt, cobblestone)[/li]
[li]No staffing help[/li][/ul]
Premium:

[ul][li]16000x16000 block map[/li]
[li]Full chat access[/li]
[li]Access to all blocks[/li]
[li]Full Staff access[/li]
[li]Creative mode[/li]
[li]Flight[/li]
[li]God mode[/li]
[li]Worldedit[/li]
[li]Invitation to Kangaroo racing at _specialk’s house[/li]
[li]24/7 phone support[/li][/ul]
[size=24pt]Free trial
All players will be given a free trial of Premium for 30 minutes after first joining the server. Afterwards, you must pay $20USD/month* via credit/debit card, paypal or cheque. If you’re a donator, your subscription will be automatically started!
[size=5pt]*minimum subscription period: 10 years

[size=18pt]Sign up today for 50% off your first month »

WARNING: If payment is not received after your 30 minute trial expires, your builds and chests on the server will be deleted. A one-time reclaiming fee of $1000USD must be paid to retrieve your items. Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up payments on your plan. Non-subscribers will be confined to a 10x10 map, no chat facilities and no forum access.

[size=5pt]“PCB Premium” and “Minecraft. Simplified” are registered trademarks of PCB Enterprises Ltd., a registered company in Australia. By reading this message you are agreeing to start your free trial and automatically start payments, with 10 years of payment being automatically taken.

Damnit my heart skipped a beat until I got to the tiny print ::slight_smile:

GG Octo :wink:

You shoulda kept what you deleted otherwise . . . . . >:(

IKR! I’m so glad they’re registered trademarks, we wouldn’t want those second-rate servers like Hl and M*x stealing our concept.

I signed up and am completely satisfied.

I still need to figure our more ways to support the server, I might take out another subscription.

Is there a surcharge for using AMEX?

I’m really glad this worked out! The server really needed a huge makeover like this and I’m glad the staff were in accordance once more!

We don’t take AMEX dummy.

Signed up,

I want bizness class on my plane to Australia, save a Kangaroo for me :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

I have a huge complaint towards the service, you see, it says in the title “PBC Premium”. However, I can’t avoid the feeling that if all players have to pay 20 dollars in order to get “PCB Premium” the premium aspect of it fades away, thus, I suggest that you make the entry fee reasonably pricier, let say, 100 dollars, so only the truly gentleman can access this service.

Also, to prevent overpopulation of the service, I also suggest that the fee gets higher and higher each time someone signs up, so the early adopters stand out from the rest.

Also, I think we can all agree that not all players (Even the more wealthy ones) should be given a chance to enter, because as we all know, some of us are plainly better than the rest due to purely arbitrary rules. So for my final suggestion I say we only allow players who have been blessed by the lord Cthulhu with wonderful tentacles for beards to be able of getting the service.

Sincerely, a concerned costumer, Roison.

I agree, Exept instead of $100 why not be extremely selective and up the game to $100,000,000
[size=8pt]I’tl help fund all of our biz class plane tickets to Austalia and is gonna help fund gifting our members Vaults full of golden shiny things

#Best$100,000,000SpentEver
#PCB
#PCBPremium
#GoldBars

                  Your Money Crazed Consumer,Year Round Goldologist, Former Politician, Timelord, and 7th Year Student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. 
                                                                                President of the Planet Voltaz,
                                                                                                            Vexnorz XCIX,

I’ve just signed myself and whbilbo up, and Spec should be receiving the payments pretty soon. I’m super excited!

I signed myself up for 30 years. I went bankrupt but who gives a fuck! I’m PCB premium!

Fuck, it’s today I choose to renew my Pornhub Yearly Subscription…

Yay all the moniez!

Well it looks like it’s time to take out some extra loans. #damnPCB #backatitagainwiththe #premiummemberships

lods of emone!

Fix’d.

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We should build a yuuge, luxurious, world class wall around the map so all the serfs who didn’t pay can’t enter.

Just borrowed a small loan of one million dollars to buy a lifetime of PCB premium!

[details=“Spoiler”]April Fools?

No?

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