Okay, So I thought after today’s incident that maybe I could make someone laugh with the hilarity of the matter.
I was running around with my little bro in a picnic area and around it was this fence ( poles with a cable running between them- just to clarify the term “fence”). This picnic area is in a state park (Australian Bush- just to set the seen)
SO I was running around racing him like and idiot and decided to jump the fence at it lowest point. Now this low point doesn’t even come up to my knee but somehow I still managed to get the tip of one foot caught on the cable. Now imagine a 17 year old girl fly gracelessly through the air to land on the ground, doing a bit of a comando roll, and almost hit her had on a brick. It was classic.
Now ^ that is why I should never be taken out in public - it wouldn’t be the first stupid thing I’ve done while running. For example two days ago I came out of the cinema, ran after a friend, dropped my phone and smashed it’s screen. In other words I resident clutz ;D
LMFAO
Rolled into a brick… that mental image for me is just… perfect.
I know that feel though. i got thrown off a horse once, landed, did a barrel roll, only diff is i popped back up on my feet, and had to run away from the horse that was now chasing me, while i was disoriented from the roll XD
I’m laughing so hard that I making yesterdays injuries hurt maybe there is other funny stories out there… I could do with a few more good lols
Oh! I got one!
It’s not as dramatic, but…
This is at my school, anyway. I randomly get called up to the front office during 5th Period (directly after my lunch), and at the time we were having a free period and I was on my phone. I stuff my phone in my hoodie pocket and run up to the front office without trouble, but on the return trip I for some ungodly reason decide to sprint back to class.
Now, the way my school is set up, right after the office is the double doors to the cafeteria. It just so happened that on that day the doors were left open. I somehow manage to trip on the school’s flat tiled surface, and catch myself, consequently throwing my phone out of my pocket and into a nearby wall, facedown. It hits a girl’s shoe on the way, and as I stumble over to get it I trip over my own shoelace and fall on top of her.
In the end I hit two people and got a crack in my screen, and got most of my upperclassmen to know me as the “Overkill Kid.”
My phone still has a broken screen. :-\
Damn that’s a good one… earlier when I said I dropped my phone it actually fell out of my pocket and landed face down on a paver that wasn’t quiet sitting flat