Homer's Landscaping Co.

[size=24pt]Homer’s Landscaping Co.

Have a big mountain or hill needing to be gone? Well, come on down to Homer’s Landscaping Co! This is an Independent company, with very minimal prices! I will take any size of a mountain or hill in between these sizes:

[size=24pt]Minimum Size:

Width: 200x200 Height: 200 Length: 200x200

[size=24pt]Maximum Size:

Width: 500x500 Height: 700 Length: 700x700

[size=24pt]Price Range:

For any mountain/hill that is Below 300x300 will be 140$

For any mountain/hill Above 200x200 will be 190$

Notes:

Coupons will be coming very soon.

I will not hire anyone, as this is a Independent job.

All type of jobs will take a Minimum of 2 days, a Maximum of 4 days.

All purchases are final. Do not complain.

Thank you,

HLC President Homer

Can I work for your company. I am the king of mountain clearance

Well, it looks like Homer’s Landscaping Co. is gonna have a rival.

Can someone WE a 200 by 200 cube so I can ask homer do destroy it?