Hi guys

I’ll be back on soon, I’ve just had some legal problems and a lot of work thrown in… so I haven’t gotten around to playing.

Uhhh…
Legal problems?!?!

Yeah, I forgot to pay the last $75 of my no seatbelt ticket, and when I got pulled over in a parking lot, I had a Pro Capias warrant out for my arrest. Had to spend $1400 and 2 days in prison simply because I didn’t wear my seatbelt for like 45 seconds (driving from corner store to home).

Pro-tip: Don’t move to Texas. Cops here all think they’re Walker Texas Ranger and will arrest you if you look at them sideways.

Original ticket was for $500. Ridiculous, huh?

Damn. That is crazy…
Now. Come back to server. Nao!

We need you to restore order in the orderless world we live in! To save democracy and our freedom! You must free us!

Er, just feel free to come back whenever you have the time…