[size=18pt]Happy 16th birthday big bro! I am so happy for you! You are the best, strangest, best burper a sister could ask for! Have a great day!

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Congratulations, you have succeeded in not dying for 16 consecutive years!

For this reason, you shall receive a cake and gifts from close friends and family members, as well as a fuck-ton of Facebook messages. Then, tomorrow, we shall all go back to not giving a shit.

Enjoy it while it lasts!

Oh, and before I forget, here’s your cake:


Happy Birthaday Niko.


Congratulations on being a year closer to death!

Happy Late Birthday Niko =D

aaaayyyyy happy birthday niko

ur so old now :smiley:

(cries due to being older ;_:wink:

Happy birthday, Niko <3 My gift to you is another 35 hours of no sleep >:D

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Happy birthday


If you were 21, alcohol would want you.
If you were 9, Shrek would want you.
If you were 16, the DMV would want you.
If you were 122, death would want you. (unless you lived to be a different age lol)
If you were 65, retirement would want you.

I actually don’t know your age, so I don’t know who wants you.

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haha thanks jew erry boody yall makeh me cri