IS THAT WHY YOU HIRED AN ENDERDERP TO COME ATTACK US WHEN WE TRY TO GO TO YOUR SHOP??!
Tssk, Ferr, tssk. 
I can’t believe you.
I call that good customer service! How many shops do you know that have a greeter? That enderderp does have a few problems… a bit shy for example. He takes too many breaks too! Too often I find him away from his post!
Eh, he is quite nice once you get to know him, but the way he keeps on clipping through the floor makes it kind of hard to talk to him.
Bahahahaha, dead.
You know, I wouldn’t ind him much if he didn’t run after me. screaming and flashing red. Is he bi-polar by chance?
Ah, you might have met his twin. Telling the two apart can be very hard. Gotta look em in the eyes for a bit.
He’s one angry little person, I tell ya’ h’wat.