Edict of Extermination, Death to All Heretics!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GusLypfx7OQ
((watch it while you read.)

The night is young, undead littering across the fields feeding off of the moonlights sweet nector. Ymb walks through the night forest, accompanied by his personal guard of 200 loyal swordsmen, the men swiftly taking out any hostile mobs that come near his greatness. They walk ever closer to their destination, anticipation and anger filled within the eyes of the great Dictator ymb.

They reach the shore line, looking up upon what they have been seeking out for days, Ymb’s great palace. But yet… This was not his palace, it was a palace that was STOLEN from him! Ymb utters a few prayers as a path of holy light erupts, leading him and his men towards the palace. They arrive soon after to its abandoned gatehouse, Ymb ordering his men to scout and eliminate anyone within the area. Half of them hurry off, the other half staying by his side as they survey the area, looking upon the damages that were made upon his palace. This palace may not have been built by the great one, ymb, but it was copied stone by stone, design by design from the original palace that was built by hand by the great Ymb and his loyal servants.

Ymb looks in anger, the so called “Staff HQ” riddled with holes and debris, trash littered everywhere. “They dare mock me?! How dare they steal MY palace just to use it as their play thing! I am disgusted, I am infuriated, I am… I am going to kill them all!” he attempts to calm down, only to grip his sword sheath and toss it afar “RAHH! I will show them, I will show them all what comes of disrespecting me! SCRIBE!” he shouts towards his loyal scribe, speaking to him rather quickly, but calmly, trying to pinpoint every detail for him to write.

“It is time to call upon the extermination of these peasants. They will learn after this that I shall be met with a bow, and a “Oh great one.” No more ‘wb ymb’ bullshit, only respect shall be brought!”

The scribe begins to write as Ymb vents out.

After the scribe finishes writing, he bows towards Ymb and hurries away, accompanied by a few guards to mass produce the scrolls to send upon all.

Ymb looks once more around his palace, and orders the captain to garrison the walls and set up a gate. The palace is now his, and it is time to take over Survival. Ymb retreats inside the castle, the carpenters quickly building a throne so that he may sit and begin the planning of the destruction of the world of PCB.

The scrolls would read…

"Attention all lowly fools!
I have tried a more lenient, peaceful approach to allow you all to fall before me as vassals, so that I may rule over you all quickly and justly. I have tried to withhold my military prowess, because I had sympathy over all you plebs. But no longer! No longer will I hold back, no longer will I be treated with such disrespect, no longer will this world prosper! It is time for justice, justice to be brought upon all those who dare recreate my beautiful palace just to destroy it! I shall begin my wrath with the staff, and move my way towards the rest of you heretics! One does not simply destroy a gift of god without punishment.

This is an order of extermination. All of your people will die. Your elderly, your women, and your children shall feel the cold sting of our blades, there is no hiding, for we will find you, and we will kill you!

Those that remain as my vassals will not be harmed, I promise you that. Vassals of my great kingdom, I call upon you to help me with the extermination of all, if you refuse then I can not promise you a swift painless death.

Yours truly,
The great supreme leader admiral general dictator conqueror of the strong ruler of all Ymb."

The bottom of the scroll is stamped with the dictators seal.

Disgusting.

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How did you find the time and effort to write all that, i’m impressed :’)

sorry couldn’t get past the first part… and how do we watch the video and read the ext at the same time >,>

/ban YMB [Conspiracy Theories.]

tl;dr for people: His fancy ass palace that someone put in SMP floating in the sky had holes in it. Now I moved it to the ground and fixed it all, yay!

In awe at your swiggity swoog, I have produced two paintings for your greatnesslordmajestyship!

Namillo was chosen as a sacrifice for his treatment of the Sacred Drink, Pepsi.

Wb YMB! How are you?