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- No NSFW content of anykind
- Try to keep it age appropriate
- This is meant for fun
- I (Sword) will keep score
- No edits
- 1 comment per person per sentence
How To Play CAH:
I will put a sentence with a blank somewhere. You will try to fill it out with the funniest word(s) you can think of at the time. The person with the most votes will receive the point.
Ex. Due to PR fiasco, Wal-Mart no longer offers _______.
A super soaker full of cat pee.
Names will appear here when points are won. [details=“Spoiler”]
Coming to broadway this season, 50 Shades of grey: The musical.
Due to the PR fiasco, Walmart no longer sells ‘My Little Pony - Glue factories are magic’ sets and Duct tape, rope and shovels in a promotional carpet role.
Can someone delete the comments now? Also please put infront of your phrase what sentence it is.
Ex. Sentence 2: George is fat
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH a special TV sale,
let me sell you stuff that you’ll get in the mail,
Ill offer you stuff that you cannot do without,
If you don’t like it, don’t buy it, but hey ill give you a shout,
about all these other offers here that you might possibly buy,
Like this burger maker, food creator or orange dye,
All the crazy stuff that nobody would buy online,
Regardless of colour, or race, or gangsta sign (EAST SIDE),
So hop on now and ill make you a deal,
To buy a cool robot that can prepare your meals,
To get this fly trap that will send flys to the sky,
Or this snowboard, shoe horn, or wicked red necktie,
But I have to go now as theres too much to sell,
To buy my way out of a fast trip straight to hell.
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