Cards Against Humanity (Forum Version) Mature audiences only!

There may be some Inappropriate answers here

Rules:

  1. No NSFW content of anykind
  2. Try to keep it age appropriate
  3. This is meant for fun
  4. I (Sword) will keep score
  5. No edits
  6. 1 comment per person per sentence

How To Play CAH:
I will put a sentence with a blank somewhere. You will try to fill it out with the funniest word(s) you can think of at the time. The person with the most votes will receive the point.

Ex. Due to PR fiasco, Wal-Mart no longer offers _______.

A super soaker full of cat pee.

Names will appear here when points are won. [details=“Spoiler”]
GuiboAllon:
Ninjamonk377:
Piehole314
Javierero: I
Kostarius:
Ouhai_Ruby:
CouragetheTiger:
LegendofCharks:
fatso12321: II
TheUKOctopus: I
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First Sentence

Coming to broadway this season, 50 Shades of grey: The musical.

Second Sentence:

Due to the PR fiasco, Walmart no longer sells ‘My Little Pony - Glue factories are magic’ sets and Duct tape, rope and shovels in a promotional carpet role.

Can someone delete the comments now? Also please put infront of your phrase what sentence it is.

Ex. Sentence 2: George is fat

Third Sentence:

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH a special TV sale,
let me sell you stuff that you’ll get in the mail,
Ill offer you stuff that you cannot do without,
If you don’t like it, don’t buy it, but hey ill give you a shout,
about all these other offers here that you might possibly buy,
Like this burger maker, food creator or orange dye,
All the crazy stuff that nobody would buy online,
Regardless of colour, or race, or gangsta sign (EAST SIDE),
So hop on now and ill make you a deal,
To buy a cool robot that can prepare your meals,
To get this fly trap that will send flys to the sky,
Or this snowboard, shoe horn, or wicked red necktie,
But I have to go now as theres too much to sell,
To buy my way out of a fast trip straight to hell.

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Updated

Sentence 3:

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR YOUR ORGANS. GIVE ME YOUR ORGANS.

Billy Mays here for the Oxymoron Sham! Look at this, it takes in suckers all day long and when you squeeze it, money flows! It is made entirely from goat hide back of the Ruben Algorian heights! Buy today!

Billy Mays here with a special TV sale,
let me sell you stuff that you’ll get in the mail,
Ill offer you stuff that you cannot do without,
If you don’t like it, don’t buy it, but hey ill give you a shout,
about all these other offers here that you might possibly buy,
Like this burger maker, food creator or orange dye,
All the crazy stuff that nobody would buy online,
Regardless of colour, or race, or gangsta sign (EAST SIDE),
So hop on now and ill make you a deal,
To buy a cool robot that can prepare your meals,
To get this fly trap that will send flys to the sky,
Or this snowboard, shoe horn, or wicked red necktie,
But I have to go now as theres too much to sell,
To buy my way out of a fast trip straight to hell.

If this is already a song I call hax. I mean cheating. HAAAX.

Whislt I took the idea from epic rap battle (one with billy mays in it), the lyrics are (as far as i know) my own. I spent more time thinking them up then I care to admit XD

INSPIRATION! Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin. Epic Rap Battles of History #10

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NATIONAL ANOREXIA ASSOCIATION

New idea: "I love you, you love me. We’re a __________ "

Sick joke alert!

Spoiler

I love you, you love me
We’re a Nazi Germany
With a squish squash cattle truck
Give them a ‘new home’
Turn their bodies into bones

Pretty Messed up

[details=“Spoiler”]I love you you love me,
We are Communist Chinese,
We kill babies and make them into shoes,
The rest we turn into your McDonald’s food.[/details]