Andy's Haxing Chicks!

Gaming Minecraft
#1

I am here to inform you that ANDY IS HAXING CHICKS, and forcing them to reproduce.
It is a MIND BLOWING BREAK THROUGH. The pic shows the chicks on soul sand and pressure plates trapped and forced to lay eggs and sell the eggs at high prices in the market.
Please, call this number to end chick abuse.
1-800-555-COCK
(cock as in rooster)
For just pennys a day, you can end chick abuse.

#2

Their tears sustain me

[size=7pt]and so do their eggs

On a more serious note I haven’t even played since I built that so it has nothing to do with market exploitation. I wasn’t even aware you could sell eggs at high prices. I threw eggs on to the pressure plates so I didn’t “hax” in chicks. I built that place as a community farm for creative cove.

Edit: I’ve taken down the paddock.

#3

That’s genius man! lol

#4

Yes, it is genius! :smiley: I might have to use your idea Andy :smiley:

#5

You can buy 32 eggs for 5 or sell 32 for 2. Good luck :stuck_out_tongue:

#6

I love your original post Trevor! I loled so much. Genius applies to both parties.

#7

I hoped someone would lol from the post :smiley:

#8

My question is why is there such an obsession with chickens on the server lol.

This also made me laugh

#9

Hard to breed, hard to find, die easily, get killed, etc.

#10

thats not why me keaton and ymb like 'em ;p

#11

I WANT SOME EGGS

#12