Mrs days dishwasher stops working one day so she calls the repair man, she says all leave the key under the mat you leave the bill on the counter and I’ll mail you the check don’t worry about the bulldog he’s fine but whatever you do don’t under any circumstances talk to the parrot
when the repair man arrives he sees the most ugly meanest looking bulldog he’s ever seen but it just lies there on the carpet and watches him the parrot on the other hand yells all day and is calling him names and the repairman snaps and says shut up you stupid ugly bird to which the parrot replies “get them spike”
