Have fun with heatwaves (If that’s still going on…)
Jetlag will kick in on the second or third day. 
Now gtfo of here and go enjoy your holiday. We got dis.
I’m the only one awake
Damn it ruby, i was gonna say dun go!
Ruby if you see vandalism leave and never return…notsaying that because i hate you, i dont, but america is too bpring for me now. All the places you see are small stores and a fucking mcdonalds on every street corner. Punch the people who have bad grammar!! <3
america is too bpring for me now. All the places you see are small stores and a fucking mcdonalds on every street corner.
You are fucking kidding right? You must be going to complete shithole places…
i was about to say where the hell have you been going?
Oh you know everywhere
I’m not even american but think that’s bullshit.
Here are some examples (excuse the large sizes):
View form the Durango - Silverton train
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An area of Bryce Canyon (I think…)
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Definately Bryce Canyon
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Hell, even Vegas of all places wasn’t too tacky. Looked damn fancy, apart from the people on corners trying to sell you hookers. I saw very few small stores or McDonald’s there though… You have been smited. Smote. Smitten? Okay scratch that last one. I’ve heard good things about San Diego too.
Pointless SD trivia: Seananners (YouTuber) is from there. Also, Anchorman. Milk is a bad choice on a hot day. Look out for glass cases of emotion and Jack Black punting dogs into rivers.
Apparently sword has never been to south CA… Most of the shops are quite sizeable and so far I’ve seen more walmarts than mcdonalds… Anyway, today has been sun swimming and shopping amongst the palm trees 
Ruby post when you see a walmart and a mcdonalds combined. Talj about whale watching in a land locked state.
Last time I checked, California was t landlocked
There is a walmart and a McDonald’s combined right next to where I work. Does me spotting it count? Are these supposed to be rare?
There is an ASDA with a McDonalds in it near me. (Walmart own ASDA, a supermarket chain in the UK. ASDA basically is our Walmart. All the colours and stuff are the same, slogans etc.)
The walmart im about to start selling Comcast in has a Mc Donalds… again not seeing why this is a biggie
Get your groceries, get your elctronics, and towls, and eat lunch while you are there… go home and relax…
And walmart rings in allll the money.
There’s one near me as well. Never been to it.
Not rare but ive seen some questionable and on the edge of indecency people and their outfits. Whale watching is a major thing in my town xD
Guess who’s back, back again
Ruby’s back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
Guess who’s back. Guess who’s back?
I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Ouhai no more they want Ruby
I’m chopped liver
Well if you want Ruby, then this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I’m not cooperating
When I’m rocking the table while he’s operating “Hey”
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I’m back, I’m on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cherry
But your husband’s heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won’t let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on PCB
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, “Fuck you, Fatty!”
Anyway, yeah. I’m back now 
Wb ruby
Welcome back! Tell us about your journey!
Freaking loved your parody. The only reason I recognized it is because of this video:
Ima be moving to silverton/durango when i graduate i loved it there when i was on vacation!